Hi guys! Spades here!
What's all this about balancing, then? Standing upright? Do it all the time, sir! I think its an earth pony thing. When you don't have a headhorn for magicking stuff about, or wingthings to poke and prod, you kind of learn to deal with what you've got! Much easier to manipulate things when you've two hoofs free, especially when the alternative is using your mouth, you know what I mean?
But of course you do, sir! And that's why we have a post over on the Wrap-Up blog to showcase everyone's balancing skills!
But there's one thing about being in a precarious position, and that's all it takes is one slip, one trip, one carelessly placed rubber chicken and before you know it, there's nothing standing between you and
A fallen pony
...And I can't... get up!
I hope this is covered under workplace insurance. Aren't they supposed to warn against slips, trips and falls? I'm /positive/ I left safety signs up around all those holes I dug. And that's not all... you can fall from heights, you can fall from grace anD tHat'S nOt tHe onLy kINd oF faLLeN pOnY.
Huh. That's new! Anyway, if you'd care to drop all your artwork on our external submitter, I'll try get out of this mess before next week. As always, the username is artist and the password is twilight.
Can somepony throw me my shovel?
Happy arting guys!